so now its time to venture into the dark and cloudy mind of jonathan david alcantara ikan. ah... you didnt know that huh? you learn sumpthin new everyday. aiite, time to learn sum more random stuff bout the one better known as the universal viewer. lets begin...
1.) i have two anthems. one for future reference and one for right now in the present. like for instance, when i picture my wedding... i want the best song ever to be played as my bride to be walks down the aisle into my arms. the song has to bring to life everything ive ever felt ... that is why i would definately have to choose juveniles back that ass up. =) jk. but can u picture that? haha. a bride with her ass up in the air as shes backin n jumpin the whole way towards the priest and groom? wow. but really my song as of right now is fiddy cents in da club. that fool is g. hes been shot hella times and still he keeps on going. yea, its the party song of 2003... when i hear it, im compelled to shake what my daddy gave me.
2.) let me ask one question first. what in the world would i do with just a stub if my head was cut off? its useless! thats the equivalant of pro runner w/o legs or a pianist w/o hands. and whats gonna happen once i climax? will it just ouze out or will my dick explode on itself? eww dont wanna think about that... well yes i have to go with cutting off my right index finger. besides, i always have my left one. muahaha. (plus it needs more practice and exercise.)
3.) at 25, i see myself behind bars at the santa clara county jail. haha jk. umm really, i hope to see myself finished with college on my way to earning my phd building high tech rockets for nasa or lockeed martin sending them to mars and other far off mysteries. maybe even settling down and starting a family if im ready. but yes, number one goal... i want to be rich sportin the blang blang and pinky rangs. so if i dont make the big bucks through my job... ill hopefully win it through the lottery. what r the odds? 65 million to one? not to bad...
4.) damn i hella wish i could sing. the one thing i know i am utterly terrible at. i believe youre born with this gift, its not a skill you could learn, its something in you... but not in me tho. ok playing the piano is a force to reckoned with for all you girlies, but combined with the power of singing equals ultimate chick magnet. flocks of hot girls will melt in your hands awaiting your next move. just like jamie fox... that fool is my hero. turn ne random song and change to a serenade all with his piano and singing skills. god i wish i had that.
5.) wow. what a good question. im very very sorry maria i love ya but what conscious person could say no to lana lang, the girl who has control over superman? thats a once in a life time opportunity and i have to take it ESPECIALLY if i get her for a week! see... if you said maria for a week, and kristin fer a day... that would be noggin scratcher.... but a week with lana? i could do so much stuff in a weeks time... mostly makin her bed rock. but com'on dont lie guys... who could look kristin kreuk straight into her hypnotizing green eyes and say "no, i dont want you... ill pass." on a side note: ne one wanna take a road trip to vancouver canada. why? to find kristin kreuk... throw a body-sized potato bag over her... kidnap her and have her all to ourselves. oh if only.
aiite everybody... thats it from me. oh and by the way... im down for a movie night on sat. sounds like some good n wholesome fun that we havent done for quite a while.
Hey dudes...I know it's not a big deal, but my diary on diaryland is now password protected because people I really didn't want seeing my diary have seen it and I only want the sioreemode crew to have access to it. But it's only accessible if you have diaryland, so if ya'll don't feel like signing up, that's ok. Maria, Char, and Jess now have passwords to my site, so if the 4 of you guys want em, just let me know. And, I can't stress this enough, you know I trust you all with my life, but please don't tell anyone the password or whatnot. I've had my share of drama the past couple days....but yeah, hey Mike, I'll try to make it Saturday, but I have to check my schedule..peace out-side
Ok. i finally have free time to set this call.. Friday, i don' tknow if anythings going down. im just going to be in san jose for like 10 minutes.. but on saturday.. my parents are going to be in south city, so we can come over to my place and have a movie night, with smirnoffs ice's. I have a lot of new movies that are still out in theater we can watch..
Confessions of a Dangerous Mind
Punch Drunk Love
Lord of the Rings: Two Towers
Narc and others.. so let me know if sioreemode is down for a casual drinking movie fest.
Krissie- I say take the classes where you have wednesday off...that way you could have time for some self indulgement. hehe..ohhh and one more thing..nick is coming in to town on Feb 13..and he'll be staying here til the 16..what are the chance of him getting a room for 29.99?? Let me know. If you can't then maybe we'll take the 49.99 a night...call me for the 411..k?
Nate- OUCH!!! don't kill yourself, honey!
Mike- I want a fake ID like yours!!! i'm seriously thinking of getting one...give me details! =)
Howdy doodles, guys...it feels like I haven't blogged for awhile. Anywho, I find myself in the same predicament as Char-Char, having to add my classes because I was a dumb fuck and forgot to pay my library fines. Oh yeah, and Char, PE classes ARE easier to add than regular ones. I hope to see you around school, girl! I hella miss you...call me! Hey, I'm in a sticky sitch. Should I take 3 classes, meaning I'll work 11-5 then have school roughly from 6-9 (Monday-Thursday), or take 2 classes and 1 tv course, giving me Wednesday off from school. Whatcha'll think? Help me out here!!! Oh, and Nate...stay strong, my brutha..lol
Well, I deveolped all the pictures from the Twister night..and the formal.... and well... I guess from the twister night.. I've never seen so many RED FACES in my life... man! There are some FUNNY A$S pictures in those... so yeah.. what's everyones e-mail addy? I wanna send them out..... well email me with them... if you want them...alright? ok byebye
yay!!! i officially got one class! woot woot...better than nothing..Now I have to see if i could get this aerobics class..hmmm what do you guys think? is it easier to get PE classes than the other GE classes..i wonder? But anyway...i made a fake transcript for my car insurance...hahaha..(you know how you have to present a transcript to your insurance provider in order for your insurance not to be so high in cost?) I'm such a "macgyver"...you think they'll find out it's fake???
what a good way for maria to start off her career as a marine. invite all her friends to the complimentary marine dinner and hook each of us up plate after plate, then to have the managers and a few host stand employees congregating in front of the entrance wondering if we are entitled to that food. "alright guys. let's bounce." oh well. that turkey was gooood.
1. Tagboard intended for use of non-sioreemode members, that failed.
2. College System, Education System. Just a joke. Our education means nothing to those in decision making positions.
3. Getting Drunk is Fun.
4. I have someone's camera, left at hotel, if not claimed i am going to sell it on ebay.
5. Green Thumb Army will rule all others.
6. Lets settle our nerves and have a sober time playing taboo and eating a dinner with all of sioreemode, minus the marine 'warrior'.
7. Friday was a very fun night. regardless what happened after the first puke. (1st puke provided by: (hint: name starts with 'I' and ends with 'kan')
im liking these ideas.... theyre fresh, inventive and especially sexy. yes what did happen to the tagboard? and nate: ill bring the balut. the demands will be met when fetus chickens are flying through the air and onto the capitol windows.
speaking of getting screwed by the education system, gray davis can lick my balls. he has this new plan for a budget change in the education system for california. this will result in lots of classes not being offered in the summer time and an increase in tuition next semester here at ccsf from $11/unit to $24/unit. that's more than double. fuck davis. i say we march to the state capitol and start riots.
i refuse to quit drinking. why? because i'm not a quitter. haha. so i'm working on a new layout for sioreemode. i want to get pictures of everyone and also a brief biography of themselves. eventually each of us will have our own info page. projected date is febuary 1st. i'll try to stick to ikan's idea of a new layout every month. mike- what happened to the tagboard?
many unfortunate people have been screwed by the education system. a good fibrac friend of mine might drop off because her parents said if she doesn't get 12 units. she'll hav e to leave. and she only has 6 and the neccessary classes are all full. poor child. and to those who claim to have quit alcohol, don't! it was just the bacardi 151, do not blame it on alcohol. I think we should have a sit down dinner at like a chinese restaurant. although sioreemode has never been together at one time. last friday. char was missing in action. and for the next 3 months maria will be gone. If others agree with me. then we should plan it.. a good chinese restaurant, we'll be very loud and laughing. fun? i think so
ok..what the fuck is this...i can't freakin' get ANY classes! Jon you're right, this brings you stress and a bad back. Alright..i have about 45 more minutes til i have to go to the next class that i have to add...ugh! This is all my mom's fault. She was the one that opened my registration letter and left it aside thinking i'll find it in the stack of "JUNK MAIL!!!" MAN! if i don't get any classes this semester i'll be hearing ALOT of NAGGING. o0o0oh and you know whats worse???!! being nagged by a filipino mom that has an accent! Other than that...i miss maria...
okay guys, i just thought i'd drop a last couple of lines before i traded in my nice and comfortable home for cold, damp and woody barracs. I just wanted to tell everyone how much i am going to miss them...and to not make this sappy, "let's not make it a goodbye, it's a 'see ya later'". Wish me luck and start planning what my first weekend back will be like, haha, hurry, we don't have much time! Okay then...bye guys, miss ya and see ya when i see ya...=)