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so i'm working my ass off right now trying to set up the meeting room for 40 people; complete with the continental breakfast. i have to do a head count then charge they asses 5.99 per person. i am probably blogging when everyone right now is sleeping in their cozy little beds. lucky asses. i have to wait till 3 ...7 more hours till i can crash and call it a night during the day. last night was full of action. ill continue this later- i'm kinda dozing off now, sitting comfortably on a chair. i must get up and dance or something. peace i have to watch this tape. i don't remember jack shit. Aight let me be the first to start this shit off straight about what happened last night. Since i was one of the few that was able to handle his fucking liquor. I ain't tryin to hate on anyone. but i video taped all that shit. so now everyone knows their limit. even those who say they were coo. i ain't namin names. I want to thank jon patalot and jessica (mexican last name) for helping me clean up krissie's house. To those unnamed i hope you learned from this experience. the stress placed upon others that were new to sioreemode, the guy's from SJSU, and their ability to assist in cleaning up. Birthday Girl: Ain't my place to talk, but you don't deserve to cry on your birthday, for any reason unknown. I usually keep quiet about these things, but im going to risk it and say you deserve better, and all those other cliche's. Just think of what makes you happy, and try to weigh that over of what makes you sad. You just deserve to be happy and nothing else. The beginning was fun and i tell you nothing on that tape will be released to anyone else. Hopefully this was a learning experience for all, know your limit, don't let ur pride take over. i still have love for you all. fo sho..
1.)what was the worst punishment you had as a child? 2.)name an event that has changed your perspective on life. 3.)who would you hate to be stuck alone in a room with? 4.)name three things your potential boyfriend should know and understand about you. 5.)why tampons? why not pads?
this is my cousin geoffrey. he is getting braces tomorrow. please keep him in your prayers.
hey mike, i've never tried it before but it sounds like it might work. here's how to jack the quarter machine at your local laundromat. take two crisp one dollar bills and find a way to glue them together. double sided tape might work best. put the dollar bills together with the g washington side facing out and make sure they are perfectly glued together so that the edges line up. so now you have a double sided dollar bill. put the dollar in the machine. the top readers in the machine will read the dollar bill and spit out four quarters, but the bottom readers in the machine will reject the dollar bill since it's reading the washington side, so the bill will come out. repeat as needed. hopefully that helps. it won't reduce your debt, but it'll help you get some clean clothes if you're ever short on cash. i'll see everyone on friday. peace out and i'm off like a prom dress. dammit mike, if it weren't for those eBay ps2 games, the rabbit hole wouldnt have gone any deeper. lets make a deal. since you must find a job- and study on school, i'll help you financially by selling me your ps2! @ a reasonable price- although your loving mom gave that too you, it wouldn't be a problem if the situation was to make you financially UN negative. Ok its official not only do i not have any money but i have negative money. I really need to get school schedule organized so i can get a job. 
In my defense that is not lotion. that is cetaphil face wash. and also since we are one the subject, i do not use lotion, im a skin to skin kind of guy. Its weird having food, its like now i still dont' eat! i just stand in front of the fridge looking at all my choices and im like too lazy to make a choice so i end up just drinking water and sitting down. But i finally had made my choice and then I realized last night. that one healthy choice tv dinner is not enough. i had to eat two in order to be semi-full. next time im getting those hungry man dinners that has 1lb of food. krissie: happy Birthday to you. happy Birthday to you. happy Birthday dear krissie. happy Birthday to you. since i can't sing to save my life, ill just type sing. Peoples: this friday. we needs to party hard and get FUBARed (Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition) since colleen and marlene will be the guests of sioreemode member's nate magat and mike dauz. Also, it will be the farewell party for our favorite Bolivian, Maria. Last but not least day 1 of 3 for Krissie's nonstop bday weekend. (can we have a repeat of last week's extravegant parties?) if you look closely at mikes table of food, next to the a1 sauce is a bottle of lotion. all of a sudden i don't trust mike's cooking. got my hands dirrty in the kitchen at school today. the kitchen is divided in 20 stations, ranging from pasta chef to garde manger to bread baker. my station for the next few days is the pie baker. oh yes...pies. easy right? we run the cafeteria at city college, so i'm not just baking one pie, i'm baking many. the recipe we follow to bake pies here is called the 3-2-1 pie. 3 pounds flour. 2 pounds shortening. 1 pound water. that equals LOTS of dough. although we cooked plenty of food today, none of it was for sale. food service starts tomorrow. let's hope someone will buy my warm apple pies. would YOU buy one?
yes. what you are seeing is food. real food. food in my apartment food. food for me to eat. i love my mom. i love food. but i will never forget my time with spam and corn and rice and a1 sauce and the occasional top ramen. i went snowboarding and totally miscalculated the jump. and landed on ass. sliding into a tree and fucked up my wrist and knee. 
then i finally got it right. but my digital camera sucks , and delays like a mofo. 
it don't matter. i have fooooooood!
During lecture. my teacher is talking and im just surfing the net and making all you these awesome picture pages.. Jobs that suck and natural sexual healing . thats it for now. beware of the 2 man (1 guy 1 girl) green thumb army!
Tomorrow night i go grocery shopping! its going to be the best night of my life, safeway will never be the same. im going to stock up on cereal and snacks and meat. but what i do need quaters. im out of boxers, socks and clean shirts, it was amazing i dressed myself up for that club thing. thats all happy birthday to char and pre-happy birthday to krissie and friday night im ready to get in the mode of 'what the fuck just happened' jon saved a conversation crys and i had a few hours ago. the only thing i can say is... "damn. what the fuck did i just say." Chef Pleasure: hi cyustla i ca nm o co gca;; t yopu rightnowl Chef Pleasure: tusjilal i'm osy hsos ryottry Chef Pleasure: sreiitously i'nm wanna be wour friedn Chef Pleasure: iim''s o sorryh Projekt nErd: wtf is wrong with u Projekt nErd: are u drunk Chef Pleasure: im solr sorryh Chef Pleasure: i knwol i had bap;kbn fopr your birthdahy Chef Pleasure: we were sipposed tyo go teh the stirpclub Chef Pleasure: i wanted to ttake tou Chef Pleasure: iom so sorrh Chef Pleasure: cyrhtslll i wish oyu canoull ne here idrht now] Chef Pleasure: ahpy birthdahy Chef Pleasure: ims os oryh Chef Pleasure: iii hopeyoui t habing wi a agitod today with dannay Chef Pleasure: iim soooooo soruh Chef Pleasure: hh Chef Pleasure: histk your vgfikbrthda yh how lidknhieeeeeee doytu spehnd it Chef Pleasure: iadk you habver o;udjn tyodlay Chef Pleasure: ruarrpe Projekt nErd signed off at 2:33:17 AM. by the way, today is crystal's birthday. happy nineteenth. heh. was this a good idea... head dunked in the toilet and there are rubber gloves all over the house. rubber gloves... what... the.. fuck... the bagel dog we got from firls house helped a little bit. i'm still not in my right state of mind. some one help me. i will come back tomorrow. once again i ask.. one two three. what did you do thursday. and she sits and goes. huh? char was there in spirit she says. now i can't even speak normal english. in gilroy bout to drrrrrive to san jose to get my car. then to emeryville to meet my friend then to tahoe to snowboard. and i thought i was broke.. snowboarding is more important that eating. am i correct? yes i am correct. i can't think. so i will leave this word of advice. keep your eyes open and pay attention. shits right in front of you and if ur oblivious to them then u'll get burned. damn right in front of you. stupid me. |
