sioree mode 2003 - at street level.
Saturday, January 11, 2003
Alright time for a visual story. First last week was MacWorld in San Francisco and i got free tickets to go. so i went, and met a special friend

Its the dark microsoft butterfly. I think he was on some kind of drugs, he was psychotic little black man.

Next brings us to that night at the hotel, and the guys are waitng for some delivery service and so we play a game. how oily is yo face.

You can guess, Ikan won by a strip with jon very close behind, then nate then me..

Next even is last night, Maria's night of unglory. Nate and i thought about having fun with the missing bumper since its hiding underneath my car in my parking garage at my apartment.

thats the end of that story.
-mdauz [e] [b]
11:47 PM

okay i will break it down for all y'all. so me, jon, ikan, maria and charlene meet at the hotel so we can all go together to mike's apartment, but mike was on the way to san jo to drop off his friend by the time we left so the six of us had some time to spare. we stopped by union landing where mike eventually met us up. the seven of us left together...mike in his car...jon and i in mine and ikan and char in maria's car. so we're all on the road when i get a call from charlene saying that maria got into an accident by tennyson ave. and that the bumper was just popped out a lil bit. mike goes ahead and jon and i go back to help out. maria, ikan and charlene found refuge at a KFC which was closed. and then that's when all the madness took place. what to do with the bumper, where we're gonna store it, who's riding with who... yada yada. someone continue this story because mike and i are gonna get some mcdonalds right now. oh man my legs are so fucking sore from the slopes...
-Anonymous [e] [b]
7:38 PM I'm lost. I spent the day yesterday with Maria at Aqui, then I was taking horrendous pictures with a crooked amateur photographer and the night playing catch-up with Kara and arguing with B. I wake up this morning after the most horrible dream EVER and I check out our blog to see the latest happenings and am completely and utterly LOST. Can someone help me out here? I hope everything's ok....
-Krissie [e] [b]
8:50 AM

sweet lord jesus. this is the 4th accident ive been in. not too good of a ratio being only 18 and being behind the wheel for only about a year. from the corner of my eye i could see ourselves drift past the yeild sign and into fierce oncomming traffic. "watch out!!" i yell as we come into the path of a green little beetle speeding past us with a considerable amount of force. *BANG* we suddenly make harsh contact with the bug! seeing the whole accident reminded me of two bumper cars hitting eachother at full speed and bouncing off eachother with the quickness in opposite directions. marias car was physically thrown towards the right as the bug dangerously surved forward for a few seconds then regaining control. there was no apparent damage to the bug tho (maybe cause thats what we wanted to see, but we'll never know now.) so many things could have prevented tonight. being in the front passenger seat, i couldve gently moved the steering wheel to the right or i could have pulled on the e brake to avoid the collision, but i didnt do any of that. its called panic... it happens. well, what could have been a night to remember also ended up to become a night to remember... but in a very different way. i was thinking of baccardi, drinking games and oodles of fun, but instead god gave us a hit and run accident and a good deal of stress. but look at the bright side... no one was hurt, it was jes the plastic bumper that was damaged and not the metal frame of the car, and no one took down the plates. wow, this will deffinatley go down in sioreemode history. sorry bout all of this maria. =/
-jonathan [e] [b]
2:48 AM

and sorry about your car maria. but we handled the situation perfectly. didn't we? haha...
-Anonymous [e] [b]
1:29 AM

SHAZAM>..and nate picks up right here. so i am about 4 hours away from hitting the slopes... sierra at tahoe to be exact. but the krispy kreme donuts are keeping me up. mike too. big deep fried puffy dough shapes drenched in warm glaze. like i told charlene as we watched donuts get glazed "i wanna glaze your body and lick you clean." *licks lips*. well jamie foxx is on the idiotbox so maybe when the four of you get home you can put your two cents in.
-Anonymous [e] [b]
1:26 AM

"We're ok..let's just go! Maria, just drive really, really fast...make sure he doesn't see us!..*phew..ok we're safe..the bumper could just be screwed back on, it's fine, right?..WAIT! What's that noise???? OMG, maria...we have to exit the freeway..your bumber is dragging on the road...I'll call NATE!"

That's all for now..the rest of the gang will continue...

mike: im next in line of this my version of the night. I had a non-confrontational evening, no missteps. Just a spliff, happy hour, gravity, drive, return, wait, welcome, goodbye, nate, i, gravity, jamie foxx, dave chapelle. The night happened in that order, sorry if confusing, bow your heads for maria's car. word to your mother.

-Charlene [e] [b]
12:38 AM

Friday, January 10, 2003
jon's head- no, not down there head now lets get it all into perspective and live the tall tale and enter jons mind. situations can be the worse of the worse and take a slight turn where everything is affected. your actions and decisions make you who you are today. from a most likely mad-house conflict of staying out late and arguing with my parents, i take the hardcore statement of running my ass away. with no car and just my cellphone and money, my alternative other than the hotel would be mandy's house- my 2nd home. there is no question her mom will take care of me- she is my 2nd mom. if i call up mandy- and she's not there, i'll talk with her mom for quite a while. we have this motherly, sonly relationship ya feel? [working at the gap, she came by a few times. i knew i was hungry but i didn't show it- well, auntie was there and she knew i wanted some food by just how i looked, she bought me the best Le boulager bread with clam chowder] it was bomb.

i wouldn't think i would never tell a girl that i don't like her straight up. if things do not go OUR way then things should GO away, like her out of my life. depending on the situation if i can't stand her and don't know her well, take the situation on the phone. if i know her and we build some sort of relationship i would take it slow. in a nice location i would tell her and reminisce about how things came to be. i would explain myself into why i concluded that i don't like yo ass. but in a good way- so things would not go haywire for drama to start rather than US to end. ya feel?

room mate= jessica. we haven't spent a lot of time to get to know each other but it would be very interesting to get to know her- living with her. although there might be a possibilty of hating each others guts, its a sacrafice i would definitely take to better know our beings. hi jessica! and who knows, we might be tight buddies. you never know.

i would be a pig- although i might be slaughtered to death, and make ends meat on some local mcdonalds, i heard a pig's orgasm last 30 minutes. you do the math.

try a small ass shower with no room to position, or a closet the has a metal rack that hits your head everytime when getting some hizzzead. it wasn't the best- but it was dam interesting. o yeah- this was when we were both in cloud nine.

-jayarea [e] [b]
3:48 PM

hardcore. nate. just hardcore.
-mdauz [e] [b]
11:24 AM

it's friday people. time for the friday five. this week's contestant is none other than jon. all you got to do is answer each question as best as you can. goooood luck!

1.)if you decided to run away from home, where would you reside other than the hotel?

2.)how would you tell a girl that likes you that you don't like her back?

3.)out of the four girls, who would be an ideal roommate and why?

4.)what animal would you want to be reincarnated as?

5.)describe the worst sex you've ever had.
-Anonymous [e] [b]
6:11 AM

Thursday, January 09, 2003
at the hampton inn. jon is working until three in the morning, so therefore late night madness will take place. crazy i tell you, crazy...
-Anonymous [e] [b]
11:00 PM

Char I have a simple solution to your problem. I had to do this once when only my sister knew of my cell phone and my parents didn't, then one day my phone accidentally went off and they asked what that was. This is what i did and what you should do. i picked up my sister and threw her one way, then when my parents looked at my sister flying through the air i ran the other way. thats what you should, find something you can throw, preferably another human being. Wait till ur dad drops you off at the airport, when he asks you why he took you to the airport throw the object you've chosen and run through security gates. Since you are the only one with a flight ticket your dad can't chase you. See, ask and you shall receive.

Ikan that'd be tight, sioreemode trading cards, COLLECT ALL 8!
-mdauz [e] [b]
10:47 PM

Yea i'm up for clubbing on my birthday...but i'm hoping nate and john could get that day off!!!!! As far as clubbing goes, the mission rock on sunday i won't be able to make it...i'm going to PORTLAND!! One thing guys, i don't know how to tell my dad that i'm mom knows...i just need a quick ADVICE on how to tell my dad...c'mon guys..HELP ME OUT!!! =)
-Charlene [e] [b]
5:43 PM

Hey, Char-Char! Let's go clubbing for your knew I'd say that, didn't you? But yeah, I'll be out of town the 18th and 19th, so arrrgh! But if ya'll decide to go on one of those dates, have fun fun in the club club!
-Krissie [e] [b]
1:33 PM

what is this?! nate being the only ADMIN? hmm. yo dude, i got veteran dibbs on this too- and i know more than 1 can be the webmasta. hook it up shawtey.
-jayarea [e] [b]
1:56 AM

whats going on here?
char- "roxanne roxanne"... invite her so i can show her the filipino way of know- cha cha and electric slide. naks na maan!
-jayarea [e] [b]
1:54 AM

haha a secret handshake is pretty cool idea. we should also have a team logo. how bout that one libria flag they used in equilibrium. i think it conveys the same ideas and beliefs we share. anyways... i have finally ventured into the untamed world of ebay. with jons help, i am currently selling a 1988 GI Joe toy thas never been opened. i wonder how much bank i could make with that hidden treasure? ps. those studio pictures should be trading cards too complete with our vital stats and info. from our name and age to our bloodtype and favorite position.
-jonathan [e] [b]
1:50 AM

Cutco is a cult. i was in it its bad its whack and people who make money from it are psychos. I went to a meeting for like the whole entire California, it was a joke I went to see if there were hot girls in cutco, all i found were people in their late 40s with no college education trying to make a buck. Thats my venting for one night. Nate im digging ur plans for this whole bloggin thing, i have a plan . next we should take studio pictures of all us for free. All we'd have to do is go to my house. take pictures there and we can print wallet size photos off my dad's printer.. then we can sell them on ebay. Ps. we should make a secret sioreemode handshake and make a gangsign too, just some ideas.
-mdauz [e] [b]
12:46 AM

hmm. come to think of it, i do need some new knives. i want her knives. in-house presentation eh? what else could she present to me if i wave off many many 1 dollar bills? dont worry i'll tip her good.
-jayarea [e] [b]
12:19 AM

Wednesday, January 08, 2003
there's a five dollar guestlist for the 19th at mission rock so i put all eight of our names down just incase we decide to go. they're only taking the first 500, so if anyone else wants to put their name down, just email and jon, i don't know if feet goddess mariel will be there but i'm sure firl will call her over. hey if you really want to get close to her, she works for cutco the knife company. so give her a call and have her do an in-home knife presentation at your crib. and remind her to remove her shoes before entering the house.

i have an idea for this blog. i got this idea from another blog. it's called friday five. every friday i will post up five questions for one member to answer. everyone will have their own friday. now these aren't your average "what's your favorite color?" type questions, no no no... these will be tough questions which require you to look deep into your soul for the answers. hardee har har. i already have five questions lined up. now who will be the first contestant?
-Anonymous [e] [b]
1:50 PM

o really? a garage sale you say? firls friends????? who does it consist of? like jack johnson- the girl with the bubbly toes???
-jayarea [e] [b]
9:37 AM

yes, i highly recommend it. the beatles shirt sky rocketted at the last minutes of the auction. from a low 3.99 to a whopping 34.01- plus shipping which makes a grand total of *drum roll please*...a lot of money. thanks to the hotels fedEx account- it is PURE 100% profit. and the intel doll came to be a 12 dollar profit.. who would wanna spend 12 bucks on some computer plush toy? we got some interesting eBayers. r u one of them? -sell your underwear
-jayarea [e] [b]
9:31 AM

hey i'll bid on ikan's virginity. put me down for 10 dollars. anyways, word on the street is that mass has an event @ mission rock on the 19th, which is mlk weekend so we don't have school the next day. just an idea for charlene's birthday. if we do go clubbing, oh man i can't wait for that... reena is a goddess. *drool* hey jon, i wanna get into this whole ebay thing now. if you can sell a blank jacksonville jersey for 20 dollars then that means i can turn my trash into cash. oh yeah one more thing. firl and some of her friends are gonna have a garage sale in front of their house. so it would be cool if we sold some stuff that way too. anyways, it's finally wednesday. maria should be in town any minute now...
-Anonymous [e] [b]
3:09 AM

Ikan's virginity? SOLD! ill buy that for 5 bucks. Then again I'll probably just give it away to someone, like if i meet a crazy Bolivian on the street desperate for some. Its just not fair jon is making money selling shit thats been in his room for years. I am going to start selling things too, i have tons of baby pictures up on my wall with frames and i also have ziplock gallon bags of weed i can sell. (you know who hooked me up with that) As for bday celebrations id say clubbing, i haven't done that in a long time. Cover charge is less than 5 bucks right?
-mdauz [e] [b]
12:36 AM

Tuesday, January 07, 2003
shes on the plane as we speak. oh.... jon is a very lucky guy. he is making alot free cash money on ebay thanks to the sneaky help of mike. 35 bucks for a t-shirt and 20 bucks for a crappy ass jersey he got all for free... now thas how to make money. now i feel like putting something up for bid. how bout my virginity.... anyone wanna buy that?
-jonathan [e] [b]
11:48 PM

So guess what guys? My birthday is next friday...i'm currently taking down votes whether you guys want to have a telly or do you guys wanna go out CLUBBING!!! Yes nate, reena will be you could get up on her big booty..hehehehe And jon i will invite ROXY!! And of course everyone on this blog is invited. One more thing...IS MARIA BACK?!!!!
-Charlene [e] [b]
10:36 PM

my week pass at gilroy health and fitness is up. there goes my new years resolution. anyways, what's going on with the picture deal? is charlene still going to portland? oh yeah, and her birthday is next friday... shall we celebrate at the club? so many events... so little time. january will be a fun month.
-Anonymous [e] [b]
8:44 PM

Hey...I need some ink cartridges from Frys...anyone? Lol, just sucks...I feel lazy. I never thought I'd say this, but I kinda wish Frank were here, so I'd feel like I have to do something at work other than pig out on food, surf the internet, and watch soap operas...nah, never mind. I think I'll enjoy this while I can. HAH. So what's the plan for Maria's return, guys? I'm up for ANYthing..well, maybe, just no nudity right, Maria??
-Krissie [e] [b]
2:42 PM

i don't think Fry's will be mad about the esc key that you took jon. but i do think they will be upset with the memory, 2 100gig hard drives, ink cartridges, books, candy and among other things we've taken from them. So ur not a bad guy for taking the esc key. And ikan i don't think we need a full bottle of 151 just a full shot for everyone and we're set for the night.
-mdauz [e] [b]
12:54 AM

so my laptop esc key broke off and so i stole another one at frys and put the broken one in there. i am a very bad guy.
-jayarea [e] [b]
12:45 AM

YES... excited is definitely the word mike. these next few weeks will without a doubt be a rush for us all. every day will be a party bash extravaganza complete with balloons, streamers and disco balls! well maybe not like that... but i gotta agree... a bottle of 151, plus a twister board and the circle of death thrown in will equal some major heart pumping fun. all of this is bound to give me an excitement overload! OhhH ... we also GOTTA see that one russian movie done in one take!! i saw the preview for it and it looked off the hook! welp... all i have to do now is sleep for one more night and maria will be back....
-jonathan [e] [b]
12:36 AM

Monday, January 06, 2003
Yippy...Maria's coming back! It's the topic of the week...I can't wait. Hey guys, I'm sick...yep, pretty sick. But yeah, to add to Mike's post on New Year's resolutions, let's see if I can stick to my resolution to lose at least 5 pounds a month until April so I can fit into a bikini when we go to the Caribbean..*crosses fingers*
-Krissie [e] [b]
8:00 PM

o joy. our lives are about to be filled with sexual nonsense as the famous bolivian arrives back in town. Friday nights will be normal again. just porn on TV, perfection and sharades is what we have to look foward too. First i got to get by this week then im free till next. Ps. i wonder if we can start having conversations through blog. So Ikan you getting all excited, Maria is coming home?
-mdauz [e] [b]
6:58 PM

well...One more day and i'm back! Actually...if you wanna get specific, two days since i won't officially be in US soil until sometime wednesday afternoon. I hate the long flight home! Why can't my two homes be closer to each other and not 12 hours apart?? *sigh* The will of destiny i guess...either way, wish me luck when i go through customs alone in Miami and have to lug both my suitcases all by my self, not to worry! I'm Superman's only descendant so i'm guessing i can handle it...What will i do all by myself in the airport for 3 hours plus? and in the plane for over 11 hours? I guess read a little, sleep a lot, kinda like the flight on the way over here. Get ready guys cause i'm not about to waste ONE single day of the nineteen i got left in good 'ol San Jo. See ya soon!!
PS - Equilibrium? what movie is that? Sorry, we're kinda left back here as far as movies are concerned...but only about two weeks behind...Lord of The Rings: The Two Towers is cool!!

PSS - School already started? Damn, that was fast!
-Isabel [e] [b]
3:33 PM

One little...two little.. three little T.A.B.S... four little.. five little..six little T.A.B.S... seven little... eight little... nine little T..A...B...S.....oOooOoOOhhh... The first day of school always seems to be the one with the worst parking... Cars on top of cars... cars in the bushes... on the crubs.. on the hills....and then a line out the door from the book store....It's the start to a broke quater.. OH YEAH!! TWSITER!!!! NAME THE TIME AND PLACE~!!!!... ok.. byebye
-Jessica [e] [b]
2:31 PM

catch a quarter-win an original grand slam breakfast

yes. it is true. i caught a quarter in one of those water tanks. you know. pink and green platforms. attached to arms. it almost resembles an octopus. eight arms. but you knew that already. too bad my main man saul (sah-OOL), manager of the tully road denny's, couldn't give me my free breakfast coupon since it is the new year. "we don't have any 2003 coupons. it's all 2002. so just come in anytime and i'll let you have your free breakfast. my name is saul (sah-OOL). i work evenings." what a nice guy. so we came back the next night. yes. i wanted my breakfast as soon as possible. this time it was ikan, jon, mike and i. we had just got done watching this equilibrium movie where taye diggs is able to kill eight men that surround him by punching in all directions. like a sea urchin drawing its spikes. yes. that fast. our server was Lan who was at the register when i caught the quarter the night before. i had to capitalize the L in Lan because if i didn't, it would look like lan (EE-uhn). haha. Lan was kinda mean. i asked her if she remembered ikan and i from the night before. "yeah. i guess i remember you guys." it sounded like she was having a bad night. but don't take it out on us. man. people these days. "so i'm assuming you want the free breakfast." yes please. god, you don't have to rub it in my face. make me feel like i'm poor trying to scrounge for some free food just because i'm back one night later. man. people these days. she was so pissed off that night that her head wasn't even in the right place. check this. Lan comes back to our table and tells jon, "we ran out of jam. would you like a pancake instead?" jam... for pancakes? even trade? well, one can not say no to free food. so jon gladly accepted. haha. man. people these days. anyways maria comes back in three days. woo hoo! hey jessica, bust out the twister and 151 and let's all have a good time. bye guys. until next time.
-Anonymous [e] [b]
2:39 AM

Yay!!! I'm in!!!!!!! It just seemed to take forever and a day.. all good in the hood....all beans in the burrito... ok, well I know that didn't make sense so I think I'm gonna head out. I have SCHOOL in the morning~!!! SCHOOL!!!! I SWEAR .. it was just last week that i was half sleep in a final!!!!... damn!... ok, well byebye
-Jessica [e] [b]
1:14 AM

Sunday, January 05, 2003
Wow. im here im finally here. after a thick white tube and gavity taking over im ready for this sioreemode nonsense. Prepared and ready to return to blogging more than just nights of good fun. I have and keeping this year's new years resolution, only twice a week if not i won't be able to talk to someone special for a week. You all should keep to your resolutions and we need to buy taboo for our friday night outings. Other than that Equilibrium was a tight movie next is that Russian movie that is one continuous shot. To the grils, nice to meet you all glad to meet more red robin people.
-mdauz [e] [b]
10:09 PM

equilibrium was the sickest movie ever! the fighting scenes were off the hook... they kill in the most destructive manner possible... pinpointing the exact weaknesses on the body and taking them out with single blows. seriously... we need to watch this movie again guys. it was an action thriller type a movie with many heart pumping and warming scenes. dang, my heart is still beating with the quickness cause of the flick.
-jonathan [e] [b]
1:13 AM