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Its the dark microsoft butterfly. I think he was on some kind of drugs, he was psychotic little black man. Next brings us to that night at the hotel, and the guys are waitng for some delivery service and so we play a game. how oily is yo face. 
You can guess, Ikan won by a strip with jon very close behind, then nate then me.. Next even is last night, Maria's night of unglory. Nate and i thought about having fun with the missing bumper since its hiding underneath my car in my parking garage at my apartment.  
thats the end of that story. okay i will break it down for all y'all. so me, jon, ikan, maria and charlene meet at the hotel so we can all go together to mike's apartment, but mike was on the way to san jo to drop off his friend by the time we left so the six of us had some time to spare. we stopped by union landing where mike eventually met us up. the seven of us left together...mike in his car...jon and i in mine and ikan and char in maria's car. so we're all on the road when i get a call from charlene saying that maria got into an accident by tennyson ave. and that the bumper was just popped out a lil bit. mike goes ahead and jon and i go back to help out. maria, ikan and charlene found refuge at a KFC which was closed. and then that's when all the madness took place. what to do with the bumper, where we're gonna store it, who's riding with who... yada yada. someone continue this story because mike and i are gonna get some mcdonalds right now. oh man my legs are so fucking sore from the slopes... and sorry about your car maria. but we handled the situation perfectly. didn't we? haha... SHAZAM>..and nate picks up right here. so i am about 4 hours away from hitting the slopes... sierra at tahoe to be exact. but the krispy kreme donuts are keeping me up. mike too. big deep fried puffy dough shapes drenched in warm glaze. like i told charlene as we watched donuts get glazed "i wanna glaze your body and lick you clean." *licks lips*. well jamie foxx is on the idiotbox so maybe when the four of you get home you can put your two cents in.
hardcore. nate. just hardcore. it's friday people. time for the friday five. this week's contestant is none other than jon. all you got to do is answer each question as best as you can. goooood luck! 1.)if you decided to run away from home, where would you reside other than the hotel? 2.)how would you tell a girl that likes you that you don't like her back? 3.)out of the four girls, who would be an ideal roommate and why? 4.)what animal would you want to be reincarnated as? 5.)describe the worst sex you've ever had.
Char I have a simple solution to your problem. I had to do this once when only my sister knew of my cell phone and my parents didn't, then one day my phone accidentally went off and they asked what that was. This is what i did and what you should do. i picked up my sister and threw her one way, then when my parents looked at my sister flying through the air i ran the other way. thats what you should, find something you can throw, preferably another human being. Wait till ur dad drops you off at the airport, when he asks you why he took you to the airport throw the object you've chosen and run through security gates. Since you are the only one with a flight ticket your dad can't chase you. See, ask and you shall receive. Ikan that'd be tight, sioreemode trading cards, COLLECT ALL 8! what is this?! nate being the only ADMIN? hmm. yo dude, i got veteran dibbs on this too- and i know more than 1 can be the webmasta. hook it up shawtey. whats going on here? char- "roxanne roxanne"... invite her so i can show her the filipino way of dancing...you know- cha cha and electric slide. naks na maan! Cutco is a cult. i was in it its bad its whack and people who make money from it are psychos. I went to a meeting for like the whole entire California, it was a joke I went to see if there were hot girls in cutco, all i found were people in their late 40s with no college education trying to make a buck. Thats my venting for one night. Nate im digging ur plans for this whole bloggin thing, i have a plan . next we should take studio pictures of all us for free. All we'd have to do is go to my house. take pictures there and we can print wallet size photos off my dad's printer.. then we can sell them on ebay. Ps. we should make a secret sioreemode handshake and make a gangsign too, just some ideas. hmm. come to think of it, i do need some new knives. i want her knives. in-house presentation eh? what else could she present to me if i wave off many many 1 dollar bills? dont worry i'll tip her good.
i have an idea for this blog. i got this idea from another blog. it's called friday five. every friday i will post up five questions for one member to answer. everyone will have their own friday. now these aren't your average "what's your favorite color?" type questions, no no no... these will be tough questions which require you to look deep into your soul for the answers. hardee har har. i already have five questions lined up. now who will be the first contestant? o really? a garage sale you say? firls friends????? who does it consist of? like jack johnson- the girl with the bubbly toes??? yes, i highly recommend it. the beatles shirt sky rocketted at the last minutes of the auction. from a low 3.99 to a whopping 34.01- plus shipping which makes a grand total of *drum roll please*...a lot of money. thanks to the hotels fedEx account- it is PURE 100% profit. and the intel doll came to be a 12 dollar profit.. who would wanna spend 12 bucks on some computer plush toy? we got some interesting eBayers. r u one of them? -sell your underwear hey i'll bid on ikan's virginity. put me down for 10 dollars. anyways, word on the street is that mass has an event @ mission rock on the 19th, which is mlk weekend so we don't have school the next day. just an idea for charlene's birthday. if we do go clubbing, oh man i can't wait for that... reena is a goddess. *drool* hey jon, i wanna get into this whole ebay thing now. if you can sell a blank jacksonville jersey for 20 dollars then that means i can turn my trash into cash. oh yeah one more thing. firl and some of her friends are gonna have a garage sale in front of their house. so it would be cool if we sold some stuff that way too. anyways, it's finally wednesday. maria should be in town any minute now... Ikan's virginity? SOLD! ill buy that for 5 bucks. Then again I'll probably just give it away to someone, like if i meet a crazy Bolivian on the street desperate for some. Its just not fair jon is making money selling shit thats been in his room for years. I am going to start selling things too, i have tons of baby pictures up on my wall with frames and i also have ziplock gallon bags of weed i can sell. (you know who hooked me up with that) As for bday celebrations id say clubbing, i haven't done that in a long time. Cover charge is less than 5 bucks right?
i don't think Fry's will be mad about the esc key that you took jon. but i do think they will be upset with the memory, 2 100gig hard drives, ink cartridges, books, candy and among other things we've taken from them. So ur not a bad guy for taking the esc key. And ikan i don't think we need a full bottle of 151 just a full shot for everyone and we're set for the night. so my laptop esc key broke off and so i stole another one at frys and put the broken one in there. i am a very bad guy.
catch a quarter-win an original grand slam breakfast yes. it is true. i caught a quarter in one of those water tanks. you know. pink and green platforms. attached to arms. it almost resembles an octopus. eight arms. but you knew that already. too bad my main man saul (sah-OOL), manager of the tully road denny's, couldn't give me my free breakfast coupon since it is the new year. "we don't have any 2003 coupons. it's all 2002. so just come in anytime and i'll let you have your free breakfast. my name is saul (sah-OOL). i work evenings." what a nice guy. so we came back the next night. yes. i wanted my breakfast as soon as possible. this time it was ikan, jon, mike and i. we had just got done watching this equilibrium movie where taye diggs is able to kill eight men that surround him by punching in all directions. like a sea urchin drawing its spikes. yes. that fast. our server was Lan who was at the register when i caught the quarter the night before. i had to capitalize the L in Lan because if i didn't, it would look like lan (EE-uhn). haha. Lan was kinda mean. i asked her if she remembered ikan and i from the night before. "yeah. i guess i remember you guys." it sounded like she was having a bad night. but don't take it out on us. man. people these days. "so i'm assuming you want the free breakfast." yes please. god, you don't have to rub it in my face. make me feel like i'm poor trying to scrounge for some free food just because i'm back one night later. man. people these days. she was so pissed off that night that her head wasn't even in the right place. check this. Lan comes back to our table and tells jon, "we ran out of jam. would you like a pancake instead?" jam... for pancakes? even trade? well, one can not say no to free food. so jon gladly accepted. haha. man. people these days. anyways maria comes back in three days. woo hoo! hey jessica, bust out the twister and 151 and let's all have a good time. bye guys. until next time.
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