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I"M going to be a suicide bomber!!! I have like 4 road flares and i'm going to strap them around myself and just run around crazy in san francisco.. sounds like a good one?
also, halloween, i'm heading to castro to get stoned and drunk with all the sinners of the bay area. anyone and everyone is welcome to join me.
Peace my sioreemoders. See you all saturday.
cooler. - mike ice. -nate radio. -nate lawn chairs. - hot dogs. - mike buns. - mike drinks. -nate chips. - mike everyone, feel free to edit this post and put your name next to what you'll be bringing. and feel free to add stuff on the list if you think it's necessary. wow i'm getting excited just thinking about this. jess, lets go shopping sat. afternoon. i'll give you a call. and to all the raiders fans- niners are the worst team in the bay and will forever be the worst team in the bay. so take your awesome skills back to oakland. NINERS BABY are WHACK!! (re-edited by mike dauz, raider fan.) genius on figuring out the 4 card. I totally remember that card now.. but when you're drunk you ask the most funniest questions.
ace- social. everyone takes a swig. 2- player takes two swigs. 3- player takes three swigs. 4- questions. pick a player of your choice and ask them a question. that player must respond with a question and so on and so on. the player who screws up must take a swig. 5- distribute five swigs to any players. 6- rule. player is allowed to add a rule to the game that everyone must follow. for every time a rule is broken, that player must take a swig. 7- thumb. player can put their thumb down on the table anytime during the game. last player to put their thumb down takes a swig. 8- waterfall- everyone continously drinks. the person who draws the 8 is allowed to stop whenever he/she wants to. when that person stops, the player to the right is allowed to stop. then the next player to the right is allowed to stop and so on and so on. 9- rhyme. player says a word and each player must rhyme that word. the player who messes up takes a swig. 10- category. player chooses a category and everyone must give a kind. the player who messes up takes a swig. jack- all guys drink. queen- all girls drink. king- first three kings pour into community cup. fourth kings downs the cup. if we play it this way, the game will be a lot faster and we don't have to sit around and think so hard about 'truth' questions, dares or who to make out with. so i say we give it a try. who's with me?
the ID# is 186476 and the Password is cameltoe. http://football.fantasysports.yahoo.com/f1 .hope you guys sign up. peace
 i made this today. you think it's legit? Well i dont' know everyone's plans for this weekend. i kno its maria's last weekend. This friday im goign to that 80s thing. so thats a possible. plan. but maria, if you want. my apartment is open too. we can all go there either friday or saturday. whichever is fine with me. lets get fucked up and remember your last nights here. or pass out then we'll remind you of your last nights here. peace.
4th of july celebration at nate's house in gilroy trust me. fireworks plus alcohol equal a damn good time.
magnets. fishing. oh, and if you guys haven't heard yet, i got fired yesterday. call me and i'll tell you the story. hey! maria. although its not great you're moving to okinawa. keep this in mind. other than the base. okinawa is beautiful. life changing. i garuntee. you'll love the island, nature the peacfullness. That's where my grandma is from and hopefully next year she's gonna take me there and it'll be tight to hang out with you there. word
I'm definately down to party this saturday, i just need a ride to like fremont or something because i have to work at my school's open house this sunday. if anyone is down to drive me back to emervyille that night or to bart early sunday morning i'd be down to pay for gas. Also, this tuesday is the first tuesday of the month which means free admission to the San Francisco Museum of Modern Art (SFMOMA) if anyone is interested in going let me know. im going this tuesday if anyone wants to join me. see you all saturday. peez out.
JESSICA IS A CHAMP
mike is in the shower. ikan is washing dishes. and i just prepared a undercooked fetticune alfredo. jess is out. maria is out. char is out. it's 5 in the morning. we're still missing two members. oh well. maybe all y'all will come to maria's bbq tomorrow. and we can get an eight member session going. booyakasha. hey, it's MARIA, i forgot my password, or the computer won't take it, i dunno, something like that, so i'm writting under Mike's name...so it looks like i'll be leaving monday after all...this makes me very unhappy since i only had 8 days to chill with friends and family, oh well, i guess this is the life i chose for myself, nothing to do but stick with it...oh, and drink til i go numb...let the corruption begin!
In response to your friendster message, yes sioreemode needs to chill and it has been a long time. I guess im in san jose every other weekend. lets kick it. or something. lets play golf. lets go bowling. lets drive to canada and back. From, mike dauz sioreemoder fo life
so far. krissie has lost her car to a bus. me to deadly fumes. ikan to a concrete pole. thats our new friday FIVE people. instead of answering questions or doing stunts each of us should make our cars unusable. So who's turn is it next week people. Then when everyone's cars are gone we can pitch in together and buy a bus. the Sioreemode bus. and we'd take turns driving it. im telling you, us sioreemoders are just that smart. final destination. one by one we're all reaching our vehicular doom. first krissie. then mike. now ikan. so everyone keep your eyes open and hands on the wheel. you could be next.
thats her official title. congrats to char. i only drank once this week. im upset. lets have multiple drinking occassion these next two days... and a new idea for the friday five. lets do friday dares. each week one of us have to do a dare. like this week's dare goes to char. ur dare is to stay in room 119 for 32987439724 hours with the lights off. clothing is optional.
hey ikan, if you're still interested, now would be the best time to apply at red robin. we got two hosts turning into servers and char's gone now. opportunity is knocking. congrats char. hope you see the ghost in room 119. bwahahahaha
ikan, word to the wise- get the motorola t720- my phone. not only will you make love to it, it is a very cool phone to carry. you want to be cool right? be like me and we can multi play FAMILY FEUD and 9 BALL MADNESS. o yeah- just gotta pay 8 bucks each for unlimited use. MOTO!!!!
Also, due to financial reasons the bbq/ viewing planned this saturday will be cancelled. sorry to all those who have made plans to be there. anyone down for bowling?
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I'm planning on having a viewing next saturday at my house. You are all invited to have some bbq and i know many of you have had memories in that car like i have and will have a chance to say some words about my car, my Thunderlina. It is a sad day.
1)i would probably look like me with long hair. the same attributes that make who i am... short, dark with a set of strong legs. heheh. i don't know what my clothing style would be, but i would own LOTS of denim skirts. yes, denim skirts are off the hook. personality wise, i would probably be the loudmouth drama queen flirtatious type. as for guys, i would take the shy types only because i know i would take control... you know, wear the pants in the relationship. but i don't want to get too deep into it. it's just for a day. 2)its pretty tough to jack off when cousin geoffrey is sleeping in the same room as i am. so the opportunity for self pleasure comes sparingly. but when i do masturbate, i think of jessica. and she knows it too. luv ya girl! 3)a few things in my life have haunted me with guilt, and they each have to do with not giving people a chance. the close relationships i've had that have ended on bad terms was because i had too much pride. i didn't want to look like the fool and say "i'm sorry". now all i can do is look back and ponder what could have happened, and that hurts a lot. 4)24 hours to live... i wouldn't tell anybody. i would just live the day like any other day, but i would try to hang out with everyone i know on a one on one basis and act like everything is normal. i don't want people to act any different knowing that it is my last day to live, so i would just keep it to myself. 5)jon. he's been there since day one, so it wouldn't be a problem to see him every day for the rest of my life. i love you jon. 6)krissie. that way, i would get naked and stare at myself in the mirror all day.
Ok. since recent events have occured and krissie is unable to host an exclusive sioreemode reunion. I have opened my apartment for friday night. Does any one want to make the drive? just let me know.. also.. tomorrow is nate's friday five.. so if everyone could email me one question they'd like to ask nate email me at mdauz@yahoo.com that'll be greatly appreciated. ps. krissie did u lube up ur body? trust me aspercreme works wonders.
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1.) Hot damn, would i like to look like a man who scares little children, or to sound like a little child. Ever since mike tyson got his new tattoo that made his silly looking face look more like a serial rapist, Id have to choose to sound like mike tyson. Now only if i was buff like mike tyson then i be confident and not care too much about my new silly voice. Cause if i am the way i am right now and sounded like mike tyson my ass would be laughed at and might get a few beatings here and there from straight men and maybe even some backdoor beatings from gay men. 2.) Due to contract agreements made by my current sponsor, Tampax®, I am not at liberty to discuss other product endorsements at this time. But what i am able to do is talk about my current relationship with Tampax®. If you haven't seen the new line of ads click here I believe that picture alone should let you know why I want to endorse Tampax. This company has been kind to me ever since I joined there company back when i reached puberty. The lovely ladies of Tampax® have provided me with a lifetime supply of tampons and other feminine products. Thank you corporate America. 3.) Wow this one is going to be a long answer. I got too fucked to remember anything from LMU and i do nothing in Emeryville. Thank you Next question. Im joking, at LMU i had a great time, got to experience the college life of being on my own, cleaning my own room and having no curfew. I basically would wake up at 10am go to class. get back around 3pm pretend to do hwk and then drink and play PS2 everyday. then occasionally the nightly smoke session. then thursday night - sund night have fun again. And basically hang out with different friends till 4-5am and sleep. O i dont' want to sound like all i did was get fucked up. i had many all nighters where i programmed and nights where i did hwk. But now at Emeryville Im loving it in terms of school, I do what i love and i sit in front of a computer allllll day and I have no real hwk just fun projects. many of you know i stay here late night hours and the occasionally sleep over (even though i live 4 minutes away). Before Id smoke twice a day but now that i quit I just go to the occassional happy hour scene at this pool bar near my house. 1.50 drinks. The big plus side is im closer to san jose, the bad side is as much as i love my thunderbird, its gas consumption and the sight and smell of smoke worries me when i make that 43 minute drive to san jose. 4.) People should know this, I'd go to happy hour! ive recently made an agreement with my mother where she said she'd start payin for my gas, so happy hour here i come. Would you mind making it $6.00 the extra dollar will help me get 4 pints instead of 3 pints and 2 quaters that i'd probably give as tip. See with 3 pints and no money left over id be able to give a smile and a wink as my tip. 5.) Not yet. I say that because those girls of Disney had better hurry up and turn 18. |
